Welcome to the Dark Side

Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Visit Here

Basic Shit

My "nice guy" site / KCUF Media / Facebook / Myspace

First Things First – If you're looking for my genteel, nice-guy stuff, you're looking in THE WRONG PLACE – go HERE instead.

Everything posted is here for educational and informational purposes only. Don't try this at home, kids!

The difference between the two sides of me is that the nice-guy side will kill you quick and mercifully – with a knife across the throat, or a head-shot – while my dark side will use a baseball bat, shotgun blast to the gut, that sort of thing.

That is, of course, in the rhetorical sense – I'd NEVER do that sort of thing physically. [wink][wink]

This is my place on the net to post my really offensive stuff – stuff that's too wild even for my political stuff. Here I don't have to hold much of anything back. Heh heh heh.

The reason that I signed up on Myspace as a comedian is that I've always been a sort of smart-ass (better than a dumb-ass, right?), and who knows? Maybe someone will be willing to pay me to be my natural, smart-ass self? Maybe not, but I can still hope . . . ?

For those who don't like what I post here, guess what – there's no right to be unoffended by what other people say, and (last time I checked), no one is forcing you to read this.

When I'm asked about my "Occupation," I list "Various" because I've had a few – rabble-rouser, scofflaw, cable-access TV guru.

People I want to meet

Sluts, smart-asses, rabble-rousers, scofflaws, thrash metal fans, smugglers, protestors, revolutionaries, ethical sociopaths – the truly interesting people.

For potential girlfriends, all of the above traits would be preferable.

My Interests and Hobbies

The Seven Deadly Sins, sex, drinking, violence, breaking the law, wasting time, pissing people off, blogging, sedition and subversion

And combinations of the above activities, as applicable

Projects, Hijinks and Scandals

Don Schrader for Governor
Heil, ACORN!
My Corrective Phrenology Clinic
Personal Lifestyle Management Services
The Used Soul Exchange
Will Work For Food – Franchises Still Available!

Rot Your Brain!

Heroes of the Day

So what if some of the above are fictional? That doesn't stop them from being role models of upstanding character for everyone else to follow.

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