I’ve been thinking for a while that I should start a site running local Albuquerque nutcase (me calling him a nutcase — should tell you something right there!) Don Schrader for Governor of the Land of Entrapment.

I figure that with Sir Spend-It-All Wild Bill Richardson doing his best to enact the Green Party platform into State law before the Feds send his fat ass to Club Fed for a three-to-five minimum-security “vacation” (who really thinks he’s going to the ADX in Colorado? gimme a fuckin’ break!) so he can write his memoirs, that wouldn’t it be better to have the real deal in the Governor’s Mansion?

And if Schrader isn’t the Green Party’s Green, who the fuck is?

Health care? Who needs any “universal plan” like that touted by The Barack, Richardson or anyone else? The Don has answers that you can do yourself and save money in the process — avoid cooking your food (saves on the gas bill) and drink your own piss, which will save you having to flush it, as well as the medicinal properties that he mentions.

So aside from the fact that you’ll smell like a toilet that hasn’t been cleaned in a week, what’s not to like there?

Anyway, here’s the blog.